richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

(Source: falcnpunch)

japaneesee:

i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

(Source: gypsums)

tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

sloth-grunge:

i would pay like $7 and one of my family members to be attractive

random shit

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

(Source: falcnpunch)

japaneesee:

i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

(Source: gypsums)

(Source: ballwrecking)

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

(Source: worrytime)

(Source: costa-ricca)

tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

sloth-grunge:

i would pay like $7 and one of my family members to be attractive

castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants