flygoing:

hornyspice:

do you eat chef boyardee straight out of the can?

no because that would be cannibalism

flowersinmydreads:

its-hard-to-make-a-dime-go100:

Side eye

that spoke volumes

(Source: illmaterial)

mitchdahbitch:

mitchdahbitch:

ill take the one in the red 

image

(Source: mitchdahbitch)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

image

(Source: idontsmokeweedandiwantyoutoknow)

febricant:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Literally I would read thousands of words of this. 

random shit

flygoing:

hornyspice:

do you eat chef boyardee straight out of the can?

no because that would be cannibalism


Jennifer Lawrence | ELLE Magazine
Jennifer Lawrence | ELLE Magazine

(Source: heavunsbee)

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

mitchdahbitch:

mitchdahbitch:

ill take the one in the red 

image

(Source: mitchdahbitch)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

image

(Source: idontsmokeweedandiwantyoutoknow)

febricant:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Literally I would read thousands of words of this.